So this asshole in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 50 times more girls than you do, haha"

So this asshole in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 50 times more girls than you do, haha."

I replied, "50 x 0 = 0."

That shut the fucker up.

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So, “20 x 0 = 0.”I don't know what's funny!

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my gf is like x of sin(2x)=0.

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