Blonde: I'm pregnant again.. there must be something in the air!

blonde: I'm pregnant again... there must be something in the air!

brunette: yeah... your legs.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street...

... when they see the brunette's boyfriend coming out of a florists with a huge bouquet of flowers."oh no", says the brunette, "now he'll want me on my back with my legs in the air"."why?", asks the blonde. "Don't you have a vase?"

A blonde and a brunette are walking past a flower shop.

And they see the brunettes boyfriend buying flowers. The brunette sighs, and says,“Crap. Now I’ll probably be expected to lay on my back with my legs in the air all weekend.”The blonde, dumbfounded, says,“Don’t you have a vase to put the flowers in?”

A blonde and a brunette is sitting on a bench.

Out of nowhere, the brunette says: Look! A dead bird!

The blonde gazes up into the air says where?

Flowers.

A blonde and a brunette are having a conversation at work one day, when a delivery of flowers are dropped off for the brunette.

The brunette sees the flowers and appears unhappy.

"What's wrong?," asks the blonde, "I wish my husband cared enough to send me flowers for no reason!"

The brunette explains, "It means I have to go home and lay on the bed with my legs in the air for him tonight.

The blonde, surprised, asks "Why? Don't you have a vase?"

Blonde: Today must be Sunday. Brunette: Why? Blonde: Because the sun is up.

Scientists have proved that there are two things in the air that cause women to get pregnant.

Their legs.