Roses are red

Roses are red

Nuts are brown

Skirts go up

Pants go down

Body to body Skin to skin

When its stiff

Stick it in

The Longer its in

The Stronger it gets

It goes in dry And comes out wet

It comes out dripping And starts to sag

Its not what you think......

Its a Teabag

This is a bit of a stiff one...

Roses are red Nuts are brown Skirts go up Pants go down Body to body Skin to skin When its stiff Stick it in The Longer its in The Stronger it gets It goes in dry And comes out wet It comes out dripping And starts to sag ... read more

Roses are red, nuts are brown.

Skirts go up, pants go down.

Body to body, skin to skin.

When it's stiff, just stick it in.

It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets.

It comes out dripping and It starts to sag.

Nothing to enjoy more on Sundays than a Lipton tea bag :-)

I like the way you think.

Roses are red. nuts are brown.

Skirts go up. pants go down.

Body to body. skin to skin.

When it's stiff. stick it in.

It goes in dry. It comes out wet.

The longer it's in. The stronger it gets.

It comes out dripping. And it starts to sag.

It's not what you think. It's a tea bag.

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It comes out dripping and starts to sag,

Its not what you think...

Its a fucking tea bag.

A woman is looking at herself in the mirror.

"Ugh I look so old! My skin is sagging, my hair is turning gray, I've got crows feet..."Her husband says, "well, at least your eyesight is intact."

A wife complains to her husband...

The wife complains to her husband that her breasts are sagging, her skin is wrinkly, and her but is too big. She asks if he can give her a compliment to cheer her up."Apparently, you have perfect vision"