One day the priest lost his rooster

One day the priest lost his rooster. The next day he went on to church and asked everyone "Have any of you seen a cock?" All of the women stand up. Mad he says "Not like that. Do any of you have a cock?" All of the men stand up. Finally infuriated he says "No not like that have any of you seen my cock?" All the little kids stand up.

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