A beautiful woman walks into a doctor's office and the doctor is bowled off by how stunningly awesome she and his professionalism goes right through the window

A beautiful woman walks into a doctor's office and the doctor is bowled off by how stunningly awesome she and his professionalism goes right through the window.

He tells her to take off her pants and starts rubbing her thigh, he asks her do you know what I'm doing? Yes she said, checking for abnormalities. He tell her to take off he bra and starts rubbing her boobs,he asks her do you know what I'm doing? Yes, she said checking for cancer. He tells her to take of her underwear and starts having sex. He tells her do you know what I'm doing? She said "Yes getting AIDS

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er to take off her shirt and bra and he starts rubbing her breast. He says, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes, checking for lumps and cancer."

Finally, he tells her to takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her”

“He says, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes, getting herpes. That's why I am here.”

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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is.

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is.

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The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having s*x with her.

He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

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"Honey, do you feel fat?"

"Honey, do you feel fat?".

"Yes, I do!"

"It's okay."

\*Rubs her tummy\*

"I feel it too! haha."

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A pregnant woman goes to the doctor.

A pregnant woman goes to the doctor.

... and she is worried about all the tasks she won't be able to do. She asks the doctor if she is still able to wash dishes. He tells her yes. She asks if she can still walk the dog. The doctor again tells her yes. Then she pauses for a moment. The doctor thinks he knows what she is about to ask. The woman starts to speak and says, "Doctor, my husband was wondering---" the doctor interrupted her and told her that yes, sex was still permissible and would not harm the baby. The woman looks at him and says, "No doc, my husband was wondering if I could still mow the grass."

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A guy driving his car asks his blonde girlfriend to stick her head out of the window and check to see if the blinkers are working, she sticks her head out and tells the boyfriend to go ahead I'm looking at them.

A guy driving his car asks his blonde girlfriend to stick her head out of the window and check to see if the blinkers are working, she sticks her head out and tells the boyfriend to go ahead I'm looking at them. He then replies okay honey are they working or not? She replies back--yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no

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A blonde girl is eating an ice-cream.

A blonde girl is eating an ice-cream.

Her friend tells her : "You have ice-cream on your cheek".

The blonde girl starts to rub her left cheek. "No the other way".

She puts a finger in her mouth and rubs. "Hij it gonhe ?"

(sorry, it's more a visual joke)

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