Bully: Your gay!

Bully: Your gay!

Me: I'm straighter than the pole your mm danced on last night

Bully: Your ugly

Me: your haircut looks like someone's taint

Bully : your gay

Me: I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on

Boy: You're gay!

Boy 2: I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

Jerk- you're so gay. Me- I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

When somebody calls you gay, say, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."

When somebody calls you a gay.

Say, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."

Rude person: Your so gay!!!

Me/anyone: I'm straighter than the pole yo momma dances on