Man finds a Genie in a bottle

Man finds a Genie in a bottle.

awaii"

"Are you nuts? Do you know how long a bridge that would be? How deep the pylons would go? Why the Engineering alone would be a Monumental undertaking....Pick something else, pick something else"

"Ok, I want to understand Women"

"So you want this to be a Two or Four lane highway?"

Man finds a Genie in a bottle.

Man walking along the beach finds a bottle, opens it, out pops a Genie

"Ok, great you found me and all but im busy and you get One Wish. Take it or leave it"

"Well, jeez, I always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I hate flying, and I get sea Sick. How bout a highway from San Francisco to Hawaii"

"Are you nuts? Do you know how long a bridge that would be? How deep the pylons would go? Why the Engineering alone would be a Monumental undertaking....Pick something else, pick something else"

"Ok, I want to understand Women"

"So you want this to be a Two or Four lane highway?"

Why don't undertakers provide free services?.

That would be a dead giveaway.

If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed?.

Four counts of defacing a national monument.

If a snake and an undertaker got married, what would their towels say?.

Hiss and hearse

I thought about opening up a cemetery...

but it seems like it would be a large undertaking.

Doctor, after listening to his patient's numerous complaints, : "I'll write something out for you.".

Patient : Is it a prescription ?Doctor : " No , it's a letter of introduction to the undertaker"