Daughter: Mom, I'm pregnant!

Daughter: Mom, I'm pregnant!

Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don't, and when he touches you vagina, say stop.

Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,"don't, stop, don't, stop.

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Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?

Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?

Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"

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A boob, vagina and asshole are having a debate on who is the greatest among all of them. Boob: I produce milk; Vagina: I produce babies;

A boob, vagina and asshole are having a debate on who is the greatest among all of them. Boob: I produce milk; Vagina: I produce babies;.

why are you still reading? It is your turn to speak.

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A daughter: Mom stop it, you're not funny.

A daughter: Mom stop it, you're not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you

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A woman got shot by 7 bullets in war.

A woman got shot by 7 bullets in war.

the laundry and her daughter comes to her

Daughter : -Mom!Mom!

Mom : -What?

Daughter : -I was peeing and a bullet came out

Mom : -Oh,don't worry about that,you will be fine

Then after some time the son comes too

Son : -Mom!Mom!

Mom : -What?You were peeing and a bullet came out?

Son : -No,I was masturbating and shot grandpa!

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*Woman gets mad for a guy staring at her boobs*

*Woman gets mad for a guy staring at her boobs*

Woman: Stop staring at my boobs!

Guy: Tell them to stop staring at me!

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Hey prostitute, if everything I touched turned to skittles, I'd touch your vagina so when all the men lick it, it would actually taste good.

Hey prostitute, if everything I touched turned to skittles, I'd touch your vagina so when all the men lick it, it would actually taste good.

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