Twinkle twinkle little star, i wanna hit you with a car

Twinkle twinkle little star, i wanna hit you with a car

Throw you off a tree so high, hope you break your neck and die

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Twinkle Twinkle little star.

Twinkle Twinkle little star.

I wanna hit you with a car.

Throw you off a tree so high.

Hope you break your neck and die!

Twinkle Twinkle little star.

Go to hell it isnt far.

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Twinkle twinkle little star I want to hit you with my car throw you off a cliff so high I hope you break your neck and die

Twinkle twinkle little star I want to hit you with my car throw you off a cliff so high I hope you break your neck and die

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If you're ever lost in the woods, just look up at the sky for the North Star.

If you're ever lost in the woods, just look up at the sky for the North Star.

Its twinkling will comfort you as you die.

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Why did the star go to the bathroom?.

Why did the star go to the bathroom?.

Because it had to Twinkle.

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I hope I die alone.

I hope I die alone.

I mean, you'd have to be a pretty big jerk to hope others die with you.

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Fart contest.

Fart contest.

There was a farting contest in town.The first contestant came in front of the microphone and played *Twinkle twinkle little star*. Applauses followed as he went down the stage.Next, the second one played *When the saints come Marching in*. Everybody stood up to applaud this time.... read more

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