Twinkle twinkle little star, i wanna hit you with a car
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Twinkle Twinkle little star.
Twinkle twinkle little star I want to hit you with my car throw you off a cliff so high I hope you break your neck and die
If you're ever lost in the woods, just look up at the sky for the North Star.
If you're ever lost in the woods, just look up at the sky for the North Star.
Its twinkling will comfort you as you die.
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Why did the star go to the bathroom?.
I hope I die alone.
Fart contest.
Fart contest.
There was a farting contest in town.The first contestant came in front of the microphone and played *Twinkle twinkle little star*. Applauses followed as he went down the stage.Next, the second one played *When the saints come Marching in*. Everybody stood up to applaud this time.... read more
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