The pirate and the sailor

The pirate and the sailor.

about your hook hand?"

"Me first mate tried to kill me with his sword but only got me hand instead."

"Okay," says the sailor, "but what about your eye patch?"

"I was walking along the beach and a seagull pooped on me eye." the pirate explains.

"A seagull pooped your eye out?" the sailor asks incredulously.

"No," the pirate explains, "it was the first day with me hook."

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The pirate and the sailor.

The pirate and the sailor.

A sailor walks into a bar and sees a pirate with a peg leg, a hook hand and an eye patch. His curiosity leads him to approach the pirate and ask, "Why do you have a peg leg?"

"I was washed overboard and a shark bit me leg off." the pirate responds.

"Okay," says the sailor, "but what about your hook hand?"

"Me first mate tried to kill me with his sword but only got me hand instead."

"Okay," says the sailor, "but what about your eye patch?"

"I was walking along the beach and a seagull pooped on me eye." the pirate explains.

"A seagull pooped your eye out?" the sailor asks incredulously.

"No," the pirate explains, "it was the first day with me hook."

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Unfortunate pirate.

Unfortunate pirate.

d?” asks Morty.

“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”

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A sailor walks into a bar.

A sailor walks into a bar.

The barkeep asks, "How did you end up with that peg leg?"

And the pirate replies, "A cannon ball blasted out the deck and took me leg with it."

"Why do you have that hook?"

"Arrrgh! We was looting a ship and lost me hand in a sword fight."

"And the eye patch?"

"I looked up at a seagull and blimey, the scalliwag crapped right in me eye."

"You lost your eye from bird poop?"

"It was me first day with the hook."

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A naval officer and a pirate meet in an inn...

A naval officer and a pirate meet in an inn...

one of the sharks bit my leg off."

"Man, that sucks," the officer remarked, "but why do you have a hook for a hand?"

"It was sliced off by an enemy swordsman when my ship tried to take their ship."

"How terrible!" the man exclaimed. "And the eyepatch?"

The pirate sighed. "Seagull poop fell into me eye."

The man said disbelievingly, "You lost your eye to seagull shit?"

The pirate replied, "Well, it was me first day with the hook!"

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Unfortunate pirate.

Unfortunate pirate.

Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. Ye gads, matey, says Morty. What happened to ya?

Sol says, Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.

And yer hand? asks Morty.

When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.

OK, but what's with the eye patch?

I was standin' on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.

But ya don't go blind from no seagull poop.

True, says Sol. But it was me first day with the hook.

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So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a man.

So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a man.

The man says, How did you get your peg leg?

The pirate says, A cannon blew me leg straight off.

The man asks, How did you get your hook?

The pirate says, I lost it in a sword fight.

The man asks, How did you get your eye patch?

The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye.

The man says, You lost your eye because of poop?

The pirate says, Nay, it was my first day with the hook.

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