What happens when you take a Chinese smartphone somewhere unsafe?

What happens when you take a Chinese smartphone somewhere unsafe?.

...you take the Huawei to the Danger Zone.

Did you hear about all the smartphones that got stolen from a semi stalled on the interstate?.

It was Huawei robbery.

Why was the Chinese CEO unable to leave Canada?.

Because somewhere along the road she lost Huawei.

What does the singer of Danger Zone and other hits call his usernames and passwords?.

Kenny Log-ins.

Did you hear that the guy that wrote Danger Zone had his identity stolen online?.

They got all his Kenny logins

I asked my very religious mother for the new iPhone...

And she said she'd get me a smartphone, but I had a choice. If I start going to church, I would get the iPhone I wanted. If I didn't go to church, I would get a crappy low end android.

She said it was Yahweh or the Huawei.

I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row….

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…