9-1-1

9-1-1

Parody of "Jingle Bells"

Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis

Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!

The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,

I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!

9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!

Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!

Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,

But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!

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