My doctor prescribed me a new medication

My doctor prescribed me a new medication.

It’s called Fukitol. Unfortunately, the pharmacy had none left to give.

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My doctor prescribed me Medical Marijuana and Viagra.

My doctor prescribed me Medical Marijuana and Viagra.

Now I sleep hard

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My doctor just prescribed me blood pressure medication.

My doctor just prescribed me blood pressure medication.

it was a tough pill to swallow

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Do you know why doctors are prescribing medical marijuana for arthritis?.

Do you know why doctors are prescribing medical marijuana for arthritis?.

Because the definition of arthritis is inflammation of the joints

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Tommy goes to the doctor complaining about increased appetite and insatiable hunger.

Tommy goes to the doctor complaining about increased appetite and insatiable hunger.

The doctor asks for the symptoms and diagnoses that he has tapeworms. The doctor prescribes medication and asks to meet him in a week. Tommy comes back and says that it was ineffective and that he still feels hungry all the time. The doctor prescribes new stronger medicine but even then T... read more

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What medication are Deer prescribed to help them sleep?.

What medication are Deer prescribed to help them sleep?.

Bambien.

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A group of doctors were getting frustrated while discussing their failing medical practice...

A group of doctors were getting frustrated while discussing their failing medical practice...

...they were unfortunately running out of patience.

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