Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Elon Musk are golfing together

Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Elon Musk are golfing together.

ips are in his ear and his tooth, so no need to point fingers. While each of the men are impressed with each other’s technological advances, in the middle of the conversation between the men, Jeff walks away a little, pulls his pants down and starts taking a shit. Bill and Elon, confused as fuck, look at each other and then Jeff. He responds by saying “Sorry, I’m getting a fax.”

Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Elon Musk are golfing together.

Out of nowhere, Bill puts one finger in his ear and points another at his mouth and starts talking. When he’s done, he explains that he has a microchip in both fingers to act as a phone. Not long after that, Elon starts talking but to seemingly no one. When he’s finished he explains that his microch... read more

Bill Gates now richer than Jeff Bezos.

Now he can look down on Amazon from his Windows

Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos are getting divorced....

MacKenzie Bezos is changing her name to MacKenzie Pesos

If Jeff Bezos worked for the government.

he’d be a prime minister

Jeff Bezos isn't a great guy...

...But I enjoy his company.

Jeff Bezos paid a Brazilian arsonist.

Desperate to get #AmazonFire trending.