What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek)
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Wife: do you know why our son won’t wear the red shirt I laid out for him?.
Wife: do you know why our son won’t wear the red shirt I laid out for him?.
**Me:** nope.[flashback to watching Star Trek]**Me:** so the guy in the red shirt *always* dies.
Read MoreA pirate ship is voyaging at sea.
A pirate ship is voyaging at sea.
First mate: Captain there is an enemy ship on the horizon preparing for battle!
Captain: Bring me my red shirt!
The two ships got to battle and the enemy ship ends up being destroyed.
First mate: Captain why did you ask me to bring you a red shirt before the battle?
Captain: Well, if I were to get shot during battle, the red shirt would disguise the blood and you would continue with the battle.
First mate: Wow, that is very honorable. Captain there are 20 enemy ships on the horizon!
Captain: Bring me my brown pants!
Read MoreWhy are storm troopers so easy for Jedi to manipulate?.
A captain takes his crew into battle.
A captain takes his crew into battle.
A captain and his crew were sailing through the waters. A crewman calls from the lookout nest. "Captain! 5 enemy ships headed our way!"The captain turns to a sailor and says "Bring me my red shirt." The sailor bring him his red shirt and the captain leads them into battle. The battl... read more
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