What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek)

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek).

The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

A Red Shirt and a Storm Trooper get in a Fire Fight in a Hallway...

The Storm trooper misses every shot, but the Red shirt still dies.

For Star Wars and Star Trek fans.

A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.

The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.

The red shirt dies anyway.

Wife: do you know why our son won’t wear the red shirt I laid out for him?.

**Me:** nope.[flashback to watching Star Trek]**Me:** so the guy in the red shirt *always* dies.

A pirate ship is voyaging at sea.

First mate: Captain there is an enemy ship on the horizon preparing for battle!

Captain: Bring me my red shirt!

The two ships got to battle and the enemy ship ends up being destroyed.

First mate: Captain why did you ask me to bring you a red shirt before the battle?

Captain: Well, if I were to get shot during battle, the red shirt would disguise the blood and you would continue with the battle.

First mate: Wow, that is very honorable. Captain there are 20 enemy ships on the horizon!

Captain: Bring me my brown pants!

Why are storm troopers so easy for Jedi to manipulate?.

They are all jar-jarheads

A captain takes his crew into battle.

A captain and his crew were sailing through the waters. A crewman calls from the lookout nest. "Captain! 5 enemy ships headed our way!"The captain turns to a sailor and says "Bring me my red shirt." The sailor bring him his red shirt and the captain leads them into battle. The battl... read more