My uncle's wife...
My uncle's wife used to stay awake at night planning how to take the law into her own hands.
She was my vigilauntie.
My wife has started doing this really odd thing during sex.
She stays awake.
My wife asked me if she was the only one I had slept with and I said yes.
I stayed awake the whole night with the rest of them.
A conversation between my mother and my wife.
Wife: Hi mom, I am so happy to see you. How long will you be staying?
Mother-in-Law: As long as you want me to...
Wife: What! you wont even stay for coffee?
My mom said if I stayed up late then she'd bash my head against my keyboard again.
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I suspect that my cat has plans to kill me.
But has just never been awake long enough to carry them out.
What's the difference between a night watchman and a butcher?.
One stays awake, the other weighs a steak.