What's the worst thing you can do to a teenager?

What's the worst thing you can do to a teenager?.

*Take away his lotion.*

The worst thing about being in my 40's is that I can't get teenaged girls to sleep with me.

It's like being a teenager again.

What's the worst thing that can happen to a gypsy?.

Allergy to copper.

My friend and I signed up to win a lifetime supply of skin lotion. He won and I didn't.

The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in.

What’s the worst thing someone can ask for during sex?.

A refund.

What's the worst thing that can happen while receiving a Blumpkin?.

A premature evacuation.

Q:what's the worst thing your wife can say during sex?

A:Honey I'm home