*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*

*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*

boy: "Mommy?"

mom: "What?"

boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"

mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."

boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"

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