They say that United can't make it any worse for themselves

They say that United can't make it any worse for themselves.

"Hold my beer" - United Spokesperson

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So all the animals gathered and having a party,.

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The past few days summed up.

The past few days summed up.

Pepsi: We just pulled the worst PR stunt of the year.

United Airlines: Hold my beer.

Sean Spicer: LEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEENKINS.

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