Strange that some awe is good

Strange that some awe is good.

But full awe is bad.

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Some say cops are bad, protesters are good. Some say cops are good, rioters are bad.

Some say cops are bad, protesters are good. Some say cops are good, rioters are bad.

Is it really such a black and white issue?

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A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting.

A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting.

When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client "I have some good news and some bad news".

The client grumbles "I've had an awful day. Tell me the good news".

"Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today. She believes they are worth at least $3 million".

"Well done!" the tycoon says with a big smile. "Good news indeed! You've made my day. So what's the bad news?"

"The two pictures are of you with your secretary".

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After the operation, there was good news and bad news...

After the operation, there was good news and bad news...

"Give me the bad news first, doc.""The surgery was a complete success, and you are expected to make a full recovery.""Wait, then what's the good news?""It's April Fool's Day."

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I just got home from the psychiatrist and got some good and some bad news.

I just got home from the psychiatrist and got some good and some bad news.

The bad news: I got a bipolar disorder. And the good news: I got a

bipolar disorder.

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Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.

First the good news: we definitely established that you are not a hypochondriac.

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Good News Bad News.

Good News Bad News.

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Long suffering patient: I could do with some good news finally

Doctor: Well, they are going to name the disease after you.

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