A chemist mixes two chemicals with ash from a German Crematorium

A chemist mixes two chemicals with ash from a German Crematorium.

The poor guy got fired for it. It was his Final Solution.

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To the rest of us, "solutions" mean finding answers.

To the rest of us, "solutions" mean finding answers.

But to chemists, "solutions" are when things are still mixed up.

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A chemist tried to impress his beautiful lab assistant...

A chemist tried to impress his beautiful lab assistant...

He began my mixing two chemicals previously uncombined in hopes it would produce a strong aphrodisiac. Upon smelling the fumes, the assistant instantly vomited onto the chemist’s face. That was not the reaction he was hoping for.

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A chemist tried to impress his beautiful lab assistant...

A chemist tried to impress his beautiful lab assistant...

He began my mixing two chemicals previously uncombined in hopes it would produce a strong aphrodisiac. Upon smelling the fumes, the assistant instantly vomited onto the chemist's face.

That was not the reaction he was hoping for.

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Chemically speaking,.

Chemically speaking,.

Alcohol is a solution.

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What is the difference between mathematicians and chemists?.

What is the difference between mathematicians and chemists?.

Mathematicians have problems. Chemists have solutions.

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Why are crematorium workers always poor?.

Why are crematorium workers always poor?.

Because they can’t urn the living!

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