Bully is provoking a wimpy kid

Bully is provoking a wimpy kid

Bully: Hit me!

Wimp: NO!

Bully: Hit me!

Wimp: NO!

Bully: Hit me!

Wimp: I don't know where you are from but in this country we don't believe in hitting little girls.

Bully: Hey wimp, stop trying to be cool just by wearing those shades. Kid: I'm not trying to be cool, these are to protect me from the look of your face

Crowd: AWW SNAP

Bully: how many eyes do 5 chickens have

Me: duh, 10

Bully: how many legs do 4 chickens have

Me: so easy 8

Bully: how many teeth does a cat have

Me: I don't know why

Bully: funny how you know more about cock than pussy

Me: that's because I have a cock and you have a pussy

Bully: ....

Bully-if you look up stupid in the dictionary their will be a picture of you.

Me-well i don't have to look up stupid in the dictionary.

Bully-*speachless

Me-also my dictionary doesnt have pictures

What did the little bee say to his big bullies?.

Please don't beelittle me

Bully: Your jokes suck! Me: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Bully: Why?

Me: To get to the Gay Mans house

Bully: Ha The Chicken must be gay!

Me: Knock Knock

Bully: Another Stupid Joke?

Bully: Alright who's there?

Me: The Chicken

Bully: You so skinny and bony

Me: At least when i went to the doctor i didn't break the weighting scale

Bully: I don't care Me: You just saying that because your family mistaking you as hippo