The only thing I use BING for is to search Google

The only thing I use BING for is to search Google.

What's the most searched word on Bing?.

Google

Google, Yahoo, and Bing walk into a bar.

A search bar!

No? I thought it was too GUI

The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results.

or page 1 of Bing.

I searched Google for "popular singer, last name Crosby, active from the 20s-70s." I got plenty of results but they were not as helpful as I would have liked.

Guess I should have used Bing.

I used Bing to search something the other day.

That's it. That's the whole joke.

Dear Microsoft:.

If you had called your search engine Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google. What would you rather say? "I just Googled Rihanna"or "I just Banged Rihanna."