Guy1: Your zipper is down.
Guy2: Ughh, your mom is so forgetful !
guy1 : your a asshole
guy2 : at least I have a asshole
guy1 : yah cause otherwise shit would come out your mouth
Guy 1: your a pussy
Guy2: i am what i eat
Guy1: then your a dick
Guy2: i am what i have
Guy1: If I fucked your wife, would we be related then?.
Guy2: No but we'd be even...
Guy1: at least i have got a dick Guy2: what dick?
Guy1: the one that created you
Two guys in a communal shower...
Guy1: You wanna play the rape game?
Guy1: That's the spirit!!
Guy1: This deodorant will have the ladies slobbering all over my cock.
Guy2: Oh please, your dick is only an appetizer.
Guy: Then what's the main course?