Wikipedia- I know everything!

Wikipedia- I know everything!

Google- I know everything!

Facebook- I know everybody!

Internet- Without me, you are nothing.

Electricity- Keep talking, b*tches.

Wikipedia: I know everything!

Google: I have everything!

Facebook: I know everybody!

Internet: Without me you are nothing!

Electricity: Keep talking b*tches!

Wikipedia: “I know everything.”Google: “I have everything.”Facebook: “I know everybody.”Internet: “Without me you’re nothing.”Electricity: “Keep talking losers.”

Facebook: I know everything.

Google: I control everything. Internet: Without me both of you are useless. Charger: Shhhhhh keep quiet!!!

I have noticed one thing during this lock down and I am getting rid of Google and Wikipedia.

My wife knows fucking everything.

My New Girlfriend.

Facebook asks what I'm thinking.

Twitter asks what I'm doing.

Google asks where I am.

The internet has turned into my girlfriend.

I don't have to check wikipedia for information since I got married.

Wife knows everything.