Son:Mum i got suspended today

Son:Mum i got suspended today

Mum: Why?!!

Son: It was pajama day at school today

Mum: So?!?!

Son: I sleep naked

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The NFL announced today that Aaron Hernandez.

The NFL announced today that Aaron Hernandez.

Is suspended indefinitely.

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Mum: Go to sleep!

Mum: Go to sleep!

Me: In your dreams!

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Son: Mum stop.

Son: Mum stop. You are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

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The son comes home and tells happily: "Mum, we compared our willy at school today".

The son comes home and tells happily: "Mum, we compared our willy at school today".

"And guess what? I got the biggest one of all!" To which the mother replies: "I hope so, my son. After all, you are the teacher."

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Boy: Hey mum can I have 100 dollars?

Boy: Hey mum can I have 100 dollars?Mum: Son money doesn't grow on treesBoy: Where does money come from?Mum: PaperBoy: Does Paper come from?Mum: ...

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Hermione's son: Mum, you're a witch!.

Hermione's son: Mum, you're a witch!.

Hermione: Emma Watson?

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