How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The lights are out, how can you count them?

How many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.

It depends if you Count Dracula.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Too many to count.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?.

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

A collection of lightbulb jokes.

y got in there.

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

-Change?

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

-Oh, it's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

-10,000. One to hold the lightbulb, the rest to rotate the house.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

-You can't tell, it's dark. (I know that one's kinda inappropriate)

How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

-Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how it represents an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.

How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

-The whole team! And they got a semester's credit for it!

[Lightbulb] How many Asians does it take to screw in a light bulb ?.

2...that's if they are small enough.

How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?.

1) How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, one to change the light buld and the other 9 to say "that should be me up there"2) How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one but it takes a whole emergancy room to screw it back out again3) How many English men does it ... read more