*At a restaurant*

*At a restaurant*

Waiter - "Would you like a table?"

Me - "No, not at all, we came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.

*walks into restraunt*

Waiter: Would you like a table?

Me: No we came to sit on the floor carpet for 5 please.

"Would you like a table?"..." No I came to this resteraunt to eat on the floor, carpet for 5 please."

"Would you like a table?".

"Not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

Jesus and the 12 apostles walk into a restaurant.

and Jesus says to the waiter:

-- Table for 26 please.

-- But there's only 13 of you?

-- Yeah, but we wanna sit all on one side.

A guy at a restaurant pays for his meal after eating.

Waiter: sir, you forgot to pay for your steak.

Guy: oops ..... my mis-steak.

Waiter: please leave the restaurant.

A blind man is sitting in a restaurant.

When the waiter comes to the table the blind man asks may he please have the dirty fork of the last diner. The waiter is a bit puzzled but says ok. The blind man puts the fork in his mouth and says, "mmm...meatloaf, that's delicious, I'll have the meatloaf please."The next night the blind ma... read more