Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?
Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
Daughter: Mom, I'm pregnant!
Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don't, and when he touches you vagina, say stop.
Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,"don't, stop, don't, stop.
Kickass if you like boobs and pussy!!
Your moms such a slut that her pussys been used more then google
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”.
• Soothe your boobs• Hakuna your tatas• Give that rack a rest• Don’t have a rack attack
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn
Excuse me ma'am can you tell your boobs to stop staring at me.