People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit

People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.

Did you hear about the pathological liar who went to see the doctor for constipation?.

He was full of shit

What do you call a Constipated lair.

Full of shit

Constipated people don't give a shit

A pathological liar once told me he was constipated.

I reckon he was full of shit

What symptom exists in all the politicians?.

Constipation. Because they are so full of shit all the time.

My friend reckons he's been constipated for three whole weeks.

He's so full of shit.