Mom: Clean your room!

Mom: Clean your room!

Me: Why?

Mom: Guests are coming over for dinner!

Me: Are we having dinner in MY room all of a sudden?

mum:go clean you room guest are coming

child:i thourght they were haveing dinner downstairs NOT in my room

Mom: Go clean your room!

Me: But its MY room.

Mom: And this is MY house.

Me: Then you go clean it.

The guests in the hotel room I'm cleaning are always stealing all the soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms...

Dirty bastards!

Mom: Go clean your room!

You: But its my room!

Mom: I don't care!

You: So if you don't care I don't have to clean it!

NSFW: Little Johnny's Grandma is visiting the family for the weekend...

After a nice dinner and chatting, everybody goes to bed; Johnny to his room, his parents to theirs, and Grandma to the guest bedroom.In the middle of the night, Little Johnny bursts into his parents' room exclaiming, "Mom! Dad! Grandma's got a shrimp!!"Bleary eyed, they both wake... read more

One day Mom was cleaning junior's room.

d, "Well I don't think you should spank him."