Mom: Clean your room!

Mom: Clean your room!

Me: Why?

Mom: Guests are coming over for dinner!

Me: Are we having dinner in MY room all of a sudden?

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The guests in the hotel room I'm cleaning are always stealing all the soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms...

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You: But its my room!

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