Boy: spell "me"

boy: spell "me"

girl: M-E

boy: but you forgot the D

girl: there's no D in me

boy: not yet ;)

Me: hey girl spell me

Hot Chick: ok M-E

Me: you forgot the D

Hot Chick: theres no D in Me

Me: not yet

My father asked for the Wi-Fi password...

It's taped under the modem, I told him.

After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?

While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. “It’s taped under the modem,”

I told him. After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?” Sharon McGinley, Talbott, Tennessee

"You need a shorter password.".

While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi.

It's taped under the modem,

I told him.

After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?

Boy: wanna be my girlfrien?

Girl: you forgot the d

Boy: you’ll get the d later

I've always enjoyed the mind control jokes. Do you know any?.

Here's a couple of my favorites:

Ask someone to:

Spell "roast."

Spell "coast."

Spell "most."

Then ask them: What do you put in a toaster?

(The answer, is "bread.")

Another: What does M-A-C-D-O-N-A-L-D spell? (MacDonald)

What does M-A-C-G-R-E-G-O-R spell? (MacGregor)

What does M-A-C-H-I-N-E-R-Y spell? (machinery, not Mac Hinery)

One more that always worked for me:

Point at a piece of paper and ask "what color is that?"

Answer: "white"

Spell "silk"

Now ask: "what do cows drink?"

They usually answer "milk!"

No, they drink water!