I've always enjoyed the mind control jokes. Do you know any?.
Here's a couple of my favorites:
Ask someone to:
Then ask them: What do you put in a toaster?
(The answer, is "bread.")
Another: What does M-A-C-D-O-N-A-L-D spell? (MacDonald)
What does M-A-C-G-R-E-G-O-R spell? (MacGregor)
What does M-A-C-H-I-N-E-R-Y spell? (machinery, not Mac Hinery)
One more that always worked for me:
Point at a piece of paper and ask "what color is that?"
Now ask: "what do cows drink?"
They usually answer "milk!"
No, they drink water! Read More