Boy: hey I just saw your mom on t.v last night

Boy: hey I just saw your mom on t.v last night.

girl: really?!?!?! what channel?

Boy: Animal planet

What T.V. Channel will never air the sitcom Scrubs?.

TLC; Because, they don't want, no scrubs.

What would happen if samara

(from the ring) is coming out of

the t.v and you change the channel Before her whole body comes out?

A mom and a son come home from the grocery store. The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mom asks him why. The boy says, "You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so I'm looking for the seal."

What's dark humor?.

A boy asks his mom: "Hey, mom, what is dark humor?""See that disabled man over there?" She says"But mom, I'm blind""Exactly, honey"

animal football.

The animals were bored.Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V."He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited about it so they decided to play. They went out to the field... read more

Boy: Hey can I call my mom from your phone? Me: Sure yeah! Just press redial.