why do you go to a black mans garage sale?
so you can get all your stuff back.
why do black guys have garage sales?
SO you can get your shit back!
Getting back together with an old boyfriend is pathetic. It’s like having a garage sale and buying your own stuff back.
Why do white families go to black yard sales?
To get their stuff back.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
I went to a garage sale.
"How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale."
-- Steven Wright
You can't post children on garage sale websites...
But you can post them on Etsy, because you made 'em.