Anant went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night

Anant went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night.

His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room, so he said, "You can sleep on the floor in the living room, or you can sleep in the room with Baby."

Anant said that he would prefer the floor. The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a gorgeous young blonde. "Hi," he said, "Who are you?" "I'm Baby, and who are you?" "I'm stupid," he said.

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A man's baby was born while he was at work...

A man's baby was born while he was at work...

ere's where average babies are". He asks the doctor "Is my baby, Gerald, here?" and the doctor says "no, try next floor".

On the third floor, he sees a sign which says "here's where ugly babies are". He asks the doctor "Is my baby, Gerald, here?" and the doctor says "no, try next floor".

On the fourth floor, he sees a sign which says "here's where hideous babies are". He asks the doctor "Is my baby, Gerald, here?" and the doctor says "no, try next floor".

The man, pissed off, goes to the fifth floor. There, he sees a sign which says "here's where Gerald is".

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Three men are driving in a car when it breaks down on an abandoned road.

Three men are driving in a car when it breaks down on an abandoned road.

is sleep or the animals, so the three men go to sleep in the barn with all the animals.

Fifteen minutes later, the Hindu man bangs on the farmer's door and asks if he can sleep on the floor of his room, because he cannot sleep with sacred cows next to him. The farmer says it's OK and lets him in.

In another fifteen minutes, the Jewish man bangs on the farmer's door and asks if he can sleep on the floor of his room, because he cannot sleep with pigs next to him, and the farmer says this is OK. Now only the Polish man is outside.

Fifteen minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door, and by this time is very annoyed. He opens it, and there stand the cows and the pigs.

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Anant's poem on sex

Anant's poem on sex

I said 1,

she said come.

I said 2,

she said do.

I said 3,

she was open and free

I said 4,

her pantees were on the floor

I said 5,

her bush was like a bee hive

I said 6 ,

it was fixed

I said 7

she was in heaven

I said 8

we were infront of the hospital gate

I said 9

the baby was fine

I said 10

she said come again

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A woman on a flight gave birth to a baby.

A woman on a flight gave birth to a baby.

As soon as the baby was born, the baby said, "I had more leg room in the womb."

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Baby balloon couldn't sleep.

Baby balloon couldn't sleep.

He had a bad dream so went to his parents room to sleep in their bed. Papa balloon was so big that baby balloon couldn't fit in the bed.He undid Papas' balloon knot and let some air out to make him smaller but he still couldn't fit in the bed.He then undid Mamas' balloon knot to let some... read more

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Anant got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box.

Anant got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box. Anant not knowing her said nothing and went about his business.

After about 3 or 4 minutes she sneezed again and , the same thing, whipped her box!

Finally,Anant got the nerve and asked " what was wrong?" She said that ever time she sneezes she has an orgasm!

Oh! Anant said, are you taking anything for it?

Yes,she said ---- black pepper!!!

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