I was in in the public restroom

I was in in the public restroom

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:

"Hi, how are you?"

Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"

Stall: "So what are you up to?"

Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."

Stall: "Can I come over?"

Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"

Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!

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I was in in the public restroom.

I was in in the public restroom.

I was in in the public restroom

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:

"Hi, how are you?"

Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"

Stall: "So what are you up to?"

Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."

Stall: "Can I come over?"

Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"

Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!

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A guy was barely sitting down in the toilet when.

A guy was barely sitting down in the toilet when.

he heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you? '

Not being the type to start a conversation in the restroom, he answered, somewhat embarrassed, ' Doin ' just fine! '

And the other person says:

' So what are you up to? '

What kind of question is that? At that point, he was thinking this is too bizarre so he said: ' Uhhh, I ' m like you, just sitting here. '

At this point he was just trying to get out as fast as he could when he heard another question: ' Can I come over? '

Ok, the question was just too weird and he figured he could politely end the conversation by saying: 'No........I ' m a little busy right now!!! '

Then the person said, nervously:

'Listen, I ' ll have to call you back. There ' s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!! '...

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This could happen to you.

This could happen to you.

This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know

what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doing' just fine!"

And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too

bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear

another question.

"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be

polite and end the conversation. I tell them

"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who

keeps answering all my questions."

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Don't you hate it when there's no toilet paper in your stall . .

Don't you hate it when there's no toilet paper in your stall . .

and you have to ask the person in the next stall to come over and wipe you.

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Whatcha doin?.

Whatcha doin?.

Eatin chocolate.Where’d you get it?Doggy dropped it.Where’s the doggy?Out the door.What’s he doin?Makin more!(Best way to read it is in cadence)

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"Did you just say something?"

"Did you just say something?".

"Uhhh nope?"

"Really? I could swear you just asked me if I wanted a hotdog."

"No I didn't."

"Good, because I'm vegan."

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