Boy and girl: asked the teacher very important question?

Boy and girl: asked the teacher very important question?

"can kids of our age have kids?"

Teacher replied " NO Never!!"

Boy said to girl :

"see i told you not to worry!!!!

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Once, two kids (a boy and a girl) of grade 2 went to the staffroom.

Once, two kids (a boy and a girl) of grade 2 went to the staffroom.

The boy curiously asks his teacher, “Sir, is it possible for kids to have children???”The teacher smiles and says, “No, my dear...!”The boy then turns towards the girl and says:“See, I told you not to worry...!!”Teacher faints.

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A boy asks the teacher...

A boy asks the teacher...

"Can children of kindergarten age have baby if they have sex?"

Teacher says, "No they can't."

The boy turns to girl standing next to him and says, "See, you were scared for no reason at all!"

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It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys.

It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys.

Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty.

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A little girl was asking her teacher.

A little girl was asking her teacher.

Girl: “Can my mom get pregnant?”

Teacher: “How old is your mom?”

Girl: “She’s 40!”

Teacher: Yes, she can.”

Girl: “Can my sister get pregnant?”

Teacher: “How old is your sister?”

Girl: “She’s 18.”

Teacher: “Yes, she can.”

Girl: “Can I get pregnant?

Teacher: “How old are you?”

Girl: “I’m 12.”

Teacher: “No you cannot get pregnant.”

A lil boy sitting behind the lil girl said, “I told you we have nothing to worry about.”

The teacher fainted.

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A teacher is teaching, when a boy comes to class late.

A teacher is teaching, when a boy comes to class late.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Boy: I was on Jasmine Hill, Miss.

*A second boy and a girl come in*

Teacher: (to boy 2) Why are you late?

Boy 2: I was on Jasmine Hill, Miss.

Teacher: (to girl) I guess you were on Jasmine Hill as well.

Girl: No, Miss. I am Jasmine Hill.

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A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, "Where have you been?"

A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."

Then another boy walks in with no shirt and no socks and the teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."

Then a girl walks in and the teacher asks, "Where have you been? Oh, let me guess on top of blueberry hill." and the girl says, "No, I am blueberry hill."

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