American kid- "You're from the UK?

American kid- "You're from the UK? Cool! So do you have tea with the queen?"

British kid- "Do you go to McDonalds with Obama?"

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Guy:Hey you're from England do you have tea with the queen

Guy:Hey you're from England do you have tea with the queen

Another Guy:Do you sit with Obama at mcdonalds?

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What do you call a British dinosaur?.

What do you call a British dinosaur?.

A tea-rex!Just kidding, calling the Queen that would be a bit disrespectful.

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2 Iraqi men in the UK.

2 Iraqi men in the UK.

celebrate bank holidays, i have a british bulldog/staffodshire bull terrier, i drink tea and i love the queen and i have a british flag on my wall how about you?

Iraqi 2: shut the fuck up you paki bastard!!!

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The British Royals are having tea.

The British Royals are having tea.

Queen Elizabeth says "Philip, I think you should see a doctor. I fear you have a touch of dementia.""ME? *You're* the one who thinks she's the bloody Queen of England!"

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USA: "Trump won the presidency!"

USA: "Trump won the presidency!".

UK: "Hold my tea."

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What type of tea does queen elizabeth love to drink?.

What type of tea does queen elizabeth love to drink?.

Immortali-Tea

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