To do list:

To do list:

1. Buy a sword

2. Name it Kindness

3. Kill people with Kindness

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The 2 Golden Rules of Religion.

The 2 Golden Rules of Religion.

1) Be kind to other people.

2) KILL THE FILTHY INFIDELS!!!!

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To do list-.

To do list-.

(1). Go to pet store. (2). Buy bird seeds. (3). Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow. (4). Wait for reaction.

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How to be Productive:.

How to be Productive:.

1.) Make a list

2.) Cross off the first thing on your list

3.) Reward yourself with a nap

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Lets assume that bungie patches the 2 swords strategy on crota.

Lets assume that bungie patches the 2 swords strategy on crota.

And they put the sword barers on a 1 at a time timer should they add time to crota's enrage timer and the ogre timers?

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You know what I hate?.

You know what I hate?.

1: Typing

2: Hypocrisy

3: Lists

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My opinion on abortion is kind of a double edged sword...

My opinion on abortion is kind of a double edged sword...

I like the idea of killing babies, but not the idea of giving women the chance to make decisions.

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