Hey man I'm dating your ex now

Hey man I'm dating your ex now

Cool, I'm eating a sandwich...... You want those leftovers too?

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?.

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Bully: Hey wimp, stop trying to be cool just by wearing those shades.

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Crowd: AWW SNAP

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Guy: Hey, we should go on a date!

Guy: Hey, we should go on a date!

Girl: Sorry, I'm Dating someone.

Guy: Cool, BTW I have a math test on Tuesday.

Girl: Okay, And?

Guy: Oh... Were we not naming things we can cheat on?

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Why don't old people have sex?.

Why don't old people have sex?.

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Heard my ex was dating a ventriloquist.

Heard my ex was dating a ventriloquist.

She always loved dummys.

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The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage...

The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage...

...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins.

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