I have a great memory

I have a great memory.

I can’t remember forgetting a thing, ever!

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God Blessed Me...

God Blessed Me...

With two great traits. The first being a great memory and the second I don't remember.

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I feel bad for modern mattress materials.

I feel bad for modern mattress materials.

I'm sure there are things that even memory foam would like to forget.

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My ex girlfriend recently claimed she had a great memory.

My ex girlfriend recently claimed she had a great memory.

She was definitely lying because it didn't take her long to forget me

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"As you get older, you lose three Important things.

"As you get older, you lose three Important things.

The First is your Memory. The Second is your ability to remember what you just said, and I can't remember the Third thing.

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My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job.

My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where.

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You will forget.

You will forget.

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After c... read more

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