An old man was sitting on his porch one morning when a boy walked up the road carrying a large roll of chicken wire

An old man was sitting on his porch one morning when a boy walked up the road carrying a large roll of chicken wire.

“Hey, boy! What are you doing with all that chicken wire?”“I’m gonna catch some chickens, sir.”“You fool, you can’t catch no chickens with chicken wire.”The boy smiled and walked off. That evening he came back dragging the chicken wire with at least a dozen chickens rolled up... read more

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