Girl: You get no girls so don't talk

Girl: You get no girls so don't talk.

Guy: And you're like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw.

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Your momma is like a hardware store: 10 cents a screw.

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Yo mama works at the hardware store.

Yo mama works at the hardware store. 25 cents a screw!

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Yo mama like home depot.

Yo mama like home depot.

10 cents a screw.

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Hardware store.

Hardware store.

So a woman goes into a hardware store to buy a hinge for a door.

She puts the hinge on the counter, and the guy says, "Excuse me lady, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

And she says, "No, but I'll blow you for that lawn mower."

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A woman buys a picture frame from the Hardware Store.

A woman buys a picture frame from the Hardware Store.

The store man says, would you like a screw for that?She replies, "No, but I'd suck your cock for a Lawnmower!"

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