I've got the memory of an elephant, i remember this one time

I've got the memory of an elephant, i remember this one time.

I went to the zoo and saw an elephant..

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I have the memory of an elephant.

I have the memory of an elephant.

I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the zoo, elephants began throwing peanuts at her.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the zoo, elephants began throwing peanuts at her.

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Zoo...

Zoo...

I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage.

A sign read: "Bread in captivity."

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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw the elephant wearing sunglasses?.

What did the zoo keeper say when he saw the elephant wearing sunglasses?.

nothing, he didn't recognise him

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NSFW Mommy takes little johnny to the zoo..

NSFW Mommy takes little johnny to the zoo..

That, son, is the elephant's penis."

"Mommy said it was nothing."

"Son, I've spoiled that woman."

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I went to the zoo and saw a croissant in a cage.

I went to the zoo and saw a croissant in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

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