My memory ain't what it used to be

My memory ain't what it used to be.

It bothers me sometimes, but the rest of the time I forget about it.

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Yo momma so heavy.

Yo momma so heavy.

She make memory foam forget!!!!!

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These exchanges were recorded verbatim by court reporters and published in the book, "Disorder in the American Courts".

These exchanges were recorded verbatim by court reporters and published in the book, "Disorder in the American Courts".

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget..ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?WITNESS: How would I know?___... read more

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I have a great memory.

I have a great memory.

I can’t remember forgetting a thing, ever!

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Your mom is so fat.

Your mom is so fat.

Her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.

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I have an amazing memory.

I have an amazing memory.

The rest are just ok I guess

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People say smoking weed affects the memory.

People say smoking weed affects the memory.

Well that's a load of shit, I never forget to smoke.

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