What's Irish and sits on the porch?.
Paddy O'furniture(Shanelessly stolen off a sign in College Station, TX)
What's Irish and lives on your back porch?.
What's Irish and stays outside all year long?.
What's green and sits on the porch?.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
What's Irish and stays out all night?.
Paddy O'Furniture!(Heard it on the Golden Girls)
Have you heard of the Irish guy who fixes garden chairs?.
His name is Paddy O'Furniture
What do you call an Irishman passed out on your deck?.