Old man is sitting on his porch when he sees little johnny walking down the street with a wagon full of tape..

Old man is sitting on his porch when he sees little johnny walking down the street with a wagon full of tape...

Old man is sitting on his porch when he sees little johnny walking down the street with a wagon full of tape. He thinks and then screams out, "HEY KID!!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT DUCT TAPE?!!!".Johnny responds back, "I'm going to go catch some ducks"The man, puzzled says, "You c... read more

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An old man is sitting on his front porch one morning when he sees little Johnny coming down the street with a roll of tape strung out behind him. Curious, the old man calls out “What ya got there Johnny?” and little Johnny calls back “I got me some duck tape. I’m gonna catch me some ducks.” The old... read more

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A retiree is sitting on his porch one afternoon, when little Johnny walks by...

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Smart neighbour.

Smart neighbour.

Chris is sitting on his front porch sees his neighbour walking down the street with 22 rolls of duct tape, so he asks him, "What you doing with all that duct tape?" And his neighbour replies, "I'm going to catch me some ducks". Confused, Chris tells him, "that's not how duct tape works, but okay" an... read more

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An old man was sitting on his porch one morning when a boy walked up the road carrying a large roll of chicken wire.

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in it.

The next morning, the old man sat on his porch and saw the boy coming down the street with a large pack of gray tape.

“What you got there, boy?”

“It’s Duck Tape brand duct tape, I’m going to catch some ducks today.”

“You fool, you can’t catch no ducks with Duck Tape.”

The boy laughed and later that evening walked by with a large group of ducks wrapped up in tape.

The next morning the man saw the boy coming down the street with a big bundle of reeds.

“What you got there, boy?”

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“Hold on I’ll get my hat!”

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Little Johnny was sitting on the porch with his sister.

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