An old couple talks to their doctor about their memory loss. The doctor suggests that they write things down so they don't forget

An old couple talks to their doctor about their memory loss. The doctor suggests that they write things down so they don't forget.

One day, both of them are sitting on the couch when Grandma asks for a bowl of ice cream."Coming right up," Gramps says, slowly getting onto his feet and heading towards the kitchen."Aren't you going to write that down?""Write that down? Of course not. I can remember a bowl o... read more

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Memory loss (Long).

A man and his wife are growing older, and the doctor tells them their memory isn't that great. He tells them they should start writing things down to remember better. At home, the wife asks for a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. She tells her husband to write it down, to which he responds that ... read more

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There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor.

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A man and a woman are laying in bed.

A man and a woman are laying in bed.

They are both senior citizens and have begun losing their memory.One day they went to the doctor to ask if they can remedy their memory loss in any way and the doctor said that no medication could help so the best thing they can start doing is writing things down to help them remember.... read more

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An elderly couple with Alzheimer's go to their doctor.

After the evaluation, the doctor says, "there's no pill or procedure that I can give you two to help with your memory, you're just going to have to write your thoughts down so you don't forget later." They agree and thank the doctor.One night, while sitting on the couch together, the wife as... read more

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An old couple noticed that their memory had been deteriorating...

An old couple noticed that their memory had been deteriorating...

They went to the doctor’s office to check out the issue. The doctor suggested that they write down what they wanted to remember on sticky notes.Later, when they got home, the wife asked her husband for a bowl of cereal. The husband said, “Right on it, darling!” The wife asked, “Shoul... read more

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Doctor, I've got a problem.

Doctor, I've got a problem.

Doc: What is that?

Gramps: I don't know why, but I keep pooping everyday at 8 am sharp.

Doc: How is that a problem?

Gramps: I wake up at 9am.

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