A guy goes door to door looking for work. One homeowner hands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150 to paint his porch

A guy goes door to door looking for work. One homeowner hands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150 to paint his porch.

A few hours later, the guy comes back to the homeowner and says, "I'm finished. But you should know that your car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."

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A guy goes door to door looking for work.

A guy goes door to door looking for work.

One homeowner hands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150 to paint his porch.A few hours later, the guy comes back to the homeowner and says, “I’m finished. But you should know that your car’s a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”

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Hal's handyman wasn't the swiftest guy on earth.

Hal's handyman wasn't the swiftest guy on earth. But he was cheap, and so was Hal, which is why he hired the guy to paint his porch for $50. "You tightwad," scolded Hal's wife. "Our porch covers half of the house! He'll be there for days." Hal simply smirked. An hour later, there was a knock at the door. The handyman had finished. "How did you get done so quickly?" Hal asked. "It was a piece of cake," the handyman replied. "Oh, and it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."

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A drunk guy knocks on a door at night...

A drunk guy knocks on a door at night...

A drunk guy knocks on a door at night and the homeowner is furious and screams:

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING!!"

The drunk says: Would you please help me push? Help me push, please.

The homeowner yells at the drunk: "NO! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU AND IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD."

The drunk guy now begs: come on man, I really need a push!

The homeowner yells: "GET LOST!!" and slams the door.

The homeowner now returns to bed but his wife tells him not to be so rude and to go help the poor guy.

"Why?", The homeowner replies, "He's obviously drunk."

"All the more reason to help him then," says the homeowners' wife. " You used to be such a nice guy, I don't know you like this."

Reluctantly the homeowner goes back outside and says: "OK, OK, I'm here to help you push. Where are you?"

The drunk replies: "I'm here in the garden, on the swing"

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A simpleton was canvassing a wealthy neighborhood..

A simpleton was canvassing a wealthy neighborhood..

..looking for handyman work. He went to one house and asked if there were any jobs for him to do."How much to paint my porch?", asked the homeowner."$50," he replied.The homeowner agreed and gave him the paint and ladders he would need. Inside the homeowners wife asked... read more

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A drunk guy knocks on a door at night...

A drunk guy knocks on a door at night...

A drunk guy knocks on a door at night and the homeowner is furious and screams:"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING!!"The drunk says: Would you please help me push? Help me push, please.The homeowner yells at the drunk: "NO! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU AND IT'S IN THE MID... read more

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Be wary of the chore of painting . . .

Be wary of the chore of painting . . .

ards the end. And by the way, it’s a Ferrarri not a Porsche.”

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