A farmer was sitting on his porch late one evening

A farmer was sitting on his porch late one evening.

He noticed his neighbor walking up his driveway carrying two of his chickens. His neighbor tells him that they were in his yard and they must have gotten out through a hole in the fence. The neighbor tells the farmer that since it's so late that he will walk the fence line with him and help ... read more

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