A farmer was sitting on his porch late one evening

A farmer was sitting on his porch late one evening.

He noticed his neighbor walking up his driveway carrying two of his chickens. His neighbor tells him that they were in his yard and they must have gotten out through a hole in the fence. The neighbor tells the farmer that since it's so late that he will walk the fence line with him and help ... read more

My late Grandpa's favorite joke..

A man is driving down a long, country road and comes across an area that opens up into fields.He pulls over at the first driveway he sees to stretch his legs and sees a farmer leaning against a fence post. The farmer is staring off into the field and is watching two children running around a... read more

A man is watching his neighbor as he is dragging a Christmas tree across his driveway into his house.

He tells his neighbor, "Wow, that's such a big tree! Are you going to put it up yourself?"The neighbor replies, "No, I'm going to put it up in my living room."

There's this farmer, and he has this pig...

A prize winning sow, and he wants to breed her. His neighbor tells the farmer he has a stud pig, he'd be happy to accommodate. Guaranteed impregnation, the neighbor assures him. The farmer agrees.The next morning the farmer loads the pig into his truck, drives her up the road to the neighbor... read more

My neighbor yelled at me for messing with his driveway.

But it was his dumb asphalt

My neighbor slipped and fell in the driveway.

It was his own dumb asphalt.

Bob sees his new neighbor working in his driveway...

Wanting to be friendly, he walks over to the driveway where his new neighbor is repairing his car. "Hey neighbor!" he says affably. Hearing the voice, a big shaggy dog comes running over and starts sniffing Bob's feet. "Hey," the neighbor grunts. "I see you've got a dog! I've g... read more